ASCII goatse + usage example

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E{0}3 ! Goatse for impossible text only environments, try the ascii goatse (it’s a goatse made out of text! it’s magic!).

Scroll down to see the original goatse made out of text!

ASCII Goatse trick usage example 1: The BSODomizer

this interesting technique features a lot of nerdy chips put together to display the famous windows blue screen of death followed by a majestic Ascii Goatse: see the video for great lols:

ASCII Goatse trick usage example 2: The meeting

As you can see this is a perfect goatse joke.

(thanx to milla and laughing squid)

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `.             |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |           /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

Note: you may need mono-space fonts to display the
ASCII Goatse in the right way, and please remember that
any kind of commercial reproduction of the goatse
has never been autorized: you cannot sell the goatse!
 

bonus: TRON Goatse! (new!)

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bonus 2:

corn maze goatse!